What is the definition of Classifieds Experiments?

Ah, classifications experiments - the delightfully chaotic world where we try to pin down everything under a single, often absurdly broad label. Imagine if you could send your cat to a "classifieds" auction, where they'd be the only thing left on the bidder's radar until the very end, and the only reason they're listed is because it was a "high-end" purr-fect match.

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But hey, let's not forget the truly unsettling example: "The government classified the existential dread of 'overthinking' as a 'ymptom of depression' in their latest psychological study." Talk about putting the foghorn to bed!